Friday, March 06, 2009

Friday Five- Cute Sayings


Good Friday Morning! We have snow on the ground! It has been a typical Central Oregon week for this time of the year. One day we woke to sunshine had 1 1/2 inches of snow by noon, the sun came out and it melted, we had hail that covered the ground, sunshine and it melted, then we had a down pour, sunshine and then show by the time we went to bed. That is your typical day on the high desert this time of year.

A couple of weeks ago we attended your granddaughter's birthday. My daughter set it up at a place called The Little Pig. Which being a pig lover I was in heaven! They didn't overdo the pig theme but they had piggy knick knacks here and there, some Cuuute! table tops painted with pigs scenes and some books. One book had the back end of a pig on his and of course I had to look! It was a book of sayings with animal photos.

Here were my favorite five from this book. I'm kicking myself I didn't write done the author, but I've seen some of these saying before, so they aren't originals of the author of this book.

1. TO ERR IS HUMAN, BUT IF THE ERASER WEARS OUT BEFORE THE PENCIL, YOU'RE OVERDOING IT.

2. IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PASSPORT PHOTO, YOU DEFINITELY NEED THE VACATION.

3. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

4. ACCORDING TO MY BEST RECOLLECTION, I DON'T REMEMBER.

5. GENERALLY SPEAKING, YOU DON'T LEARN MUCH WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS OPEN.

AND A BONUS BECAUSE IT TICKLED ME SO-

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM...THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.

Have a great weekend!

4 comments:

Nicole McCaffrey said...

Oh I love that last one!

You and your piggys, LOL. Sounds like a fun party.

Once again our weather is in reverse. It's spring here! Temps in the 50s and everyone walking around with a raging case of spring fever.

And just a few days ago... we had a wind chill of -10.

That's March for you, at least in my neck of the woods!

Lauri said...

Nic took my line! I love that last one!!!

We are finally warming up here...40 out today. Last Thursday I drove through a complete blizzard, and temps that night were well -0.

I'm ready for spring and my car!

Helen Hardt said...

My favorite is number three!

Paty Jager said...

Nic, That's kind of the way the weather has been here too!

Lauri, Don't tell me when you pull your car out and drive, because I'll be jealous!

Helen, LOL on your choice. When I was typing it I thought of how that would probably catch the erotic writers eye!